Saturday, March 27, 2010

Egg has life.... has no life... has life @#$%^ Confused !!!!!!!!!!!

One question that has always been in controversy is  if an egg has life or no life


Here is your answer ...... 


First thing first, we all know that hen's baby come out through egg... that means it has external fertilization. So we all agree that in order for the chick to develop, there has to be a lot of protein in the egg.

Now for the facts,  hen lays down egg all through her life  and is haploid gamete (sorry, don't want to technical, just assume its a single cell). And till the time hen does not mate with male rooster and till the time male gamete (sperm) does not enter the egg and fuse with the female gamete and become diploid (take its as 1+ 1 =2), an egg is nothing but a protein reserve.

Crux of the story : Fertilized egg >>Diploid>> Life>> would hatch in 14-15 days if incubated >>Expensive  
                          Unfertilized egg >> Haploid>> Life less>>would never hatch under any condition>> Cheap


So now you know it all....
Shoot questions if you have any.

WHY MEN ARE FROM MARS?????????

Are men really Aliens ?


When we meet guys, we find them quite normal.  But then as time goes by we realize that maybe they arent speaking the same language or you start to feel like a pyshic and  try to figure them out? 

Are they UFOs??? Have they arrived on SPACE SHIPS???????

AND then i think ....  Y MEN ARE FROM MARS???Y NOT OTHER PLANET ??? Y CAN'S THE SAME PLANET AS WOMEN

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Murphy's laws In our life ........



I believe that our lives are affected totally by these dreaded murphy's  laws.....

To begin with,


If any thing can go wrong, will go wrong  :)


Every day I get up in the morning, thinking everything would be, if not perfect, somewhat closer to it. 


I remember few days back, I was going back to my native place Delhi for Holi. When I got up from my sleep, it was a very pleasant Wednesday morning. But Murphy had  planned my day to be action packed and full of blunders.  I began my morning with no water in the washroom. I managed somehow. Started to make tea, but milk conspired and went out of leaps, when I boiled it.  So , had black tea. With all the luggage and a ticket for 5.00 pm train to Delhi, I left for office early at 11.00 am in Mumbai Autorickshaws. Basking in the sun, proud  that I  planned my day so effectively,  I paid autorick guy the fare and moved on.  I felt something was missing.....................GOD, I left my mobile phone in the autorick. Now, thats the beginning of of things going wrong one by one. Obviously, I hoped autorick guy would be genuine and he would come back and return my phone.. but it never happened.  So, I lost phone, lost all numbers and could not remember even my home's number. Entered office physically, with cmy soul left in the autorick with my life gone in it. I kept my  cool to avoid any other mishaps and reached railway station at 3.00 pm and now thats well in time for 5.00 pm train to catch.


But Murphy baba cannot sit idle, at 4.50pm suddenly an announcement made my heart skip a beat. End time, platform changed for train arrival and I started running with 25kgs luggage in hand .  That train is known to come on platform 4 always but , this time out of fun ,it came on 6 and I was on the verge of missing my train.  Murphy baba was kind enough at he let me catch the train. 


So finally that Wednesday ended with losing phone and almost missing train. But the dreaded Wednesday was not yet over. When I came back from Delhi, in the office, I got to know I left my drawer open which is strictly forbidden.  Remember, I was only physically present in the office. This could had gone unnoticed by murphy baba didnt let it happen. I got into a lot of trouble because of this and my belief on murphy's law has strengthen , like never before.


Guys, What do you think?????????????  Have you ever felt any such thing in life or I am wondering,   I am murphy baba's favourite.